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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors
Mosquitoes are here early. How to keep the world’s deadliest animal out of your backyard. - NJ.com
share office space ...
Minds and Behinds
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
How to use Google's AI-powered NotebookLM — 5 tips to get started - Tom's Guide
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good.
So, the docs changed it to read
Disney and Universal’s Lawsuit Against Midjourney, Explained - Vulture
Unacceptable again!
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They put up a sign reading
Blue Origin performs 12th crewed New Shepard suborbital flight - SpaceNews
Just Forget it!
Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts
Next, they tried...
No way
Another attempt resulted in ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
Why are women attracted to ugly guys?
So they tried
Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
What's a band that is really popular that you don't like? Why?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No, not a chance
Then came..
U.S. growth forecast cut sharply by OECD as Trump tariffs sour global outlook - CNBC
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No go.
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)